Lord Mustard
Politically incorrect comic!
From 1992, here’s a seven-page strip which I also published as a landscape-format mini-comic of 24pp. The downloadable PDF (8.9 MB) is in the same format. The story was sent to Marc Baines for a comic he was editing at the time, who rejected it; later I sent it to the American publisher Monte Beauchamp for consideration in his Blab anthology. Monte also rejected the story, but said “your strip is very, very good”.
Perhaps I’m being ultra-sensitive, but I feel I need to warn readers the comic is probably best for an audience of broad-minded adults only. It contains some four-letter words, grotesque depictions of drunkenness, and politically incorrect stereotypes. It’s also very funny, if I say so myself.
Fact: Lord Mustard actually existed, a tap-dancing street artist who I saw still performing in Oxford Street in London in the late 1980s. He danced to a portable cassette player and had a hand-lettered cardboard sign describing himself as “The Famous Lord Mustard”. Later I learned that English painters from the 1960s likewise considered him a hero; I think he even have ended up as the subject of a pop-art era canvas. My Lord Mustard – no connection to the tap-dancing street artist – is a resourceful character who likes his brandy, but as a “bindlestiff” he allowed me to make one or two oblique comments on the homeless situation in London at the time.
July 19th, 2009 at 10:49 PM
Hi
I had a chat to the real Lord Mustard in a pub in the early 90s – he was fairly incomprehensible. I discovered this evening that he appears in “The London Nobody Knows” with James Mason – his career goes back to the music hall in the 1930s.
Died a couple of years ago – http://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/search/1931535.Tap_dancing_busker_dies_at_97/
July 23rd, 2009 at 10:25 PM
Hi Richard
Many thanks for the info and link! I had no idea Lord Mustard went back to the 1930s, but it makes sense from what I remember of seeing him in Oxford Street in the 1980s. Everything about his act seemed old school, apart from the fact that he was playing his old-fashioned music on a ghetto blaster. Who knows if he would approve my use of his name as a comic character, but I like to think he would have been as tough and resourceful as my imaginary Lord Mustard.
Ed